w4m - 26 (Same Old Song and Dance, TX)

Jaded, tired, godless and semi-kinky, 26, seeks strings-attached darling to undermine my faith in love and dismantle my confidence over time.

I: am an exhausted quasi-professional with a keen eye for cheap metaphors and an over-develped sense of responsibility looking to chase the soles of your shoes for as long as you'll let me.

You: will make promises you have no intention of keeping and stay up late every night peering into the soft-core underbelly of the digitalia looking for something that doesn't exist to fill a hole you don't really have.

In return for your kindness, I will give you: everything you ever ask for.